Haidering

Bailing out last second of a plan or failing to show up when needed. Like either just say yes or no.

"Man stop haidering just come with us"
"He/she can't make it they're haidering"

by funnybrownboi March 7, 2021

haidering

when a desperate man asks desperate questions desperately and still gets ignored

*asks “who wants to go out?” three times*
*silence*

“oh cmon are y’all haidering me?”

by lostlights October 29, 2020

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.

“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."

by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019