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Hardering 

An act of pedophilia which leaves the victim scarred for life, usually directed toward younger children under the age of 10.
To "Harder" someone is to essentially put them to sleep by any means, kidnap them, and sodomize them, making sure that they understand what happened afterwards.
Hardering a child is a heinous crime, and it is serious.
"Did you know, what Bill Cosby did, was called 'hardering"?
"What?"
"Yeah... It's disgusting."
Hardering by happybird24 April 11, 2024

Steve Harrington 

Have you seen Steve Harrington's hair?
Yes. Steve Harrington has great hair.
Steve Harrington by cardi dyatlov January 14, 2021

Steve Harrington 

(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.
Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.
Steve Harrington by belisantisocial October 31, 2017

Harrington Park

Harrington Park is a small, upper-middle class town in New Jersey with smart people. The people are usually nice and innocent. Most people are able to afford a bigger house but decide not to waste a lot of money so they buy modest homes. Activities comprise of going to the town pool (only in the summer), going to "downtown" (Jerry's, Prestos, etc.), the random nail salon, and wandering Beechwoods if you feel adventurous. Walking aimlessly around town during the weekend is common. The school is very good and prepares kids (for the most part) for high school. It is also one of the safest towns in Bergen County. The taxes here are unbelievably high because of lack of businesses in this town. It's a boring town, yet at the same time it's a great town.
Bob: Hey did you here about that girl from Harrington Park?
George: Oh yeah, she's going to Yale!
Bob: Smart Harrington Park people...

Steve Harrington 

Steve Harrington is a character in Netflix series, who has four children

Pulled his harrington 

The instance of a professional athlete faking an injury in order to force a trade.

The term originated from Al Harrington's "Back Injury" that led to him being traded from the Warriors to the Knicks for Jamal Crawford.

Can be used to describe the injury a mythical body part.
Baron Davis wasn't very happy with the Clippers, and they didn't want to trade him. When Baron pulled his harrington the Clippers quickly worked out a trade.

Steve Harrington 

Single handedly the best mom that the Hawkins High School basketball team has ever encountered. Uses four puffs of Farrah Fawcett spray to acquire the perfect male hairstyle. After his breakup with Nancy Wheeler he become a devoted mother to Max, Dustin, Lucas, and Mike.
Friend: How are you feeling after the breakup with Tonya?
Person: Eh I could be better but I am going to help my neighbor trap a baby demogorgon in their basement tomorrow.
Friend: Ugh, you are such a Steve Harrington.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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