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havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011
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Havering

The London Borough of Havering. Used to be Essex until London was expanded in the 60's.
Contains the towns Romford, Rainham, Hornchurch and Upminster.

Still has the Essex 'RM' postcode and the towns within Havering are still classed as Essex by most people although it is served by London transport and London Met Police and is classed as Greater London.

Most famous for containing the chav town of Romford.

Neighbours with the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham (West) and London Borough of Bexley (South). Essex surrounds it to the east.

Right at the end of the London Underground District line at Upminster, Upminster Bridge, Hornchurch and Elm Park, stations which most people don't use because it takes years to get into the city centre that way.

Nothing really special here, its just confusing as to where it officially is located due to it being both Essex and London :P.
London Borough of Havering, the first London Borough to the East but properly known to people as being in the county of Essex.
by MJA88 February 14, 2009
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Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove
Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered
by Pumicelove December 28, 2021
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Havering Sixth Form

Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick
by hsfchick October 8, 2011
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Hadering

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."
by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013
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MJ Hatering

A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.
Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?

Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!

Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011
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Hovering Arm

A move pulled by straight up studs on first dates. Consists of the guy putting his arm up on the couch around the girl. Sends a message that "I'm in to you, but I'm not gunna try hard to get some." 50% of the time, its works all the time.
Dave pulled the hovering arm last night on Becky, which totally got him laid.
by Str8upstud October 19, 2010
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