hankering

craving something bad!

I have a hankering for some Hagus right now.

by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003

hankering

something someone would get if they where to see somebody of extreme hottness, and you get an instant hard and have to go and have at a mimimum 4 bats in a row.

Will:Jeeze rob did you just see katie w walk past, shiiiittt such a babe, shes getting hotter everyday i rekkon, i got a real hankering for her
Rob:For Sho shes an absolute babe
Sean:Naw shes like 14 years to old for me i need a nice tender three year old
Rob and Will: WHAT THE, lets get him, IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

Hankering

Something only a douchebag would say.

I had a hankering for a beef today, it's been a minute.

by wiseman.ep December 21, 2024

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

hankering for a dipankering

when one hanks for a dipanks, or is hankering for a dipankering, he or she desires the dipanker or craves it.

X: i'm really hankering for a dipankering tonight
Y: yeah i could go for some dipanker too

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.

I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.

by Orionnoir November 13, 2013

Hanaeing

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

by John196 June 30, 2023