harpering 

To finish on a girls chest

Did you harper her last night?

I enjoy harpering

harpering by Ji Youn Young December 12, 2009

harpering 

v. Dithering, performing needless tasks while gauging popular opinion.

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Quit harpering and make a decision. The house is burning; we should leave.

Does my hair look okay? What if the press is watching?

harpering by gnostic 1 June 15, 2013

Harpering 

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

Harpering by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

Bryce Harpering 

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

Bryce Harpering by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Steve Harrington 

The only man that matters.

Have you seen Steve Harrington's hair?
Yes. Steve Harrington has great hair.

Steve Harrington by cardi dyatlov January 14, 2021

Steve Harrington 

(n.)
A teenager from Stranger Things who gives bad dating tips and a popular jock who turned into a doting mother of four.
He deserves someone better than Nancy, but he is too attached to his four kids and baseball bat with nails to date someone.

Steve Harrington's character development is a wonderful thing.
Steve should adopt Dustin.
Steve give me some of that Faberge.
Steve loves Dustin, Mike, Lucas, Max, Mike, and KFC more than Nancy.

Steve Harrington by belisantisocial October 31, 2017