HOGMP 

Hang on getting more pringles

Pringles own you, sucka.

HOGMP by Jeremy July 16, 2004

Homph 

The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.

Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!

Homph by Weathersby September 25, 2010

Honmpfth 

Created by Scientist and College Professor Scott Joseph Hines sometime in the early 2000's(pronounced hawn-fft with emphasis on the fft)It refers to someone who gets angry easily and is easy to aggravate (therefore you could say he is "honmpfting out") this person may be violent and enraged. Generally a honmpfth is a bigger person but not overly big just a medium big.
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Characteristics of a honmpfth include:
a strong disappreciation for family guy
a short temper
a red face
awkward conversationalist
manager at home depot
tendency to make strangesounds when hes mad
an overly agressive athlete
and much much more
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origins of honmpth
ham->hank->hank hill->hampton->hamuel->hollywood humplick->honk->honmpfth

"brandon is such a Honmpfth"

"did you see the way that Honmpfth just looked at me?"

"ted and frank were in the mall and ted started trouble and the security guard Honmpfthed out on on him"

Honmpfth by Professor Hines January 29, 2009

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

Hogpen Humdinger by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

Hogsplash 

The phenomenon of a man’s genitalia touching the water when he is sitting on the toilet.
A term coined by Griffin McElroy on the My Brother My Brother and Me podcast.

Duluth needs help adjusting the water level in his toilet, because he’s been having a hogsplash.

Hogsplash by GarfieldTheDealsWarlock July 11, 2018

hogmollie

A fat person, especially an offensive lineman in football.

The hogmollies on our team do an excellent job blocking.

hogmollie by isaac August 26, 2003

Hogmanay 

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year

Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.

Hogmanay by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005