Homph

The act of eating something with great enthusiasm. The noise one makes when thoroughly enjoying a piece of food.

Did you see Smithers homph down on that sandwich?!

by Weathersby September 25, 2010

hoephie

A hoe/woman in a relationship that still acts single towards other men, because they can’t take relationships seriously, and prefer to be hoes sleeping around with multiple people.

“I feel bad for him because his girlfriend is such a hoephie.”

by Zachsoncrack January 1, 2018

Homohoax

When a school has a homosexual male who is trying to hide his sexuality, so he bangs a girl out of fear others will make fun of him.

Jimmy John: dude u gay?

Homohoaxer: nah dog i fucked a girl!

Jimmy John: Oh dude sounds good man!

by LetsGetStaarted April 29, 2015

homohobo

n. a gay man who sleeps in a different place every night, but never at his apartment.

He slept with Andrew on Tuesday, John on Wednesday, and Tom on Thursday. He's such a homohobo.

by Too Awesome March 3, 2011

homohypothesis

The hypothesis that someone is a homosexual.

"I think Carlos is gay, but that's just my homohypothesis."

by Kyatorite May 30, 2018

hmph mode

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.

Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*

by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

Homohammad

An arab male who exhibits behavior that tends to be homosexual. Examples are the Ayatollahs deep french kissing young boys or Saudi Princes holding hands with President Bush. Pretty much all other arab males as well, just that they haven't been caught yet.

Also, any arab or indian who hits you up in a chat-room even though he knows you're a guy.

"Dude, check out that guy wearing a dress!"
"Fuck that homohammad. Keep him away from the pre-school."
"He looks like a queer."
"They all are, dude, they all are."

Also

"Fuck you, you homohammad! I'm a guy! Go back to Spain!"

by G dee-cee-co December 16, 2007