ted

cool guy

"I love ted"
"cool guy"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

ted

A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.

Sit down Nigel,you ted.

by Andrew Hill June 8, 2004

ted

a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.

girl1: i got myself a ted the other night,
girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.

by tedlover. July 9, 2009

ted

a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass

that guy is such a ted

by janlassen September 6, 2017

ted

slang term for marijuana, weed, or pot. Used mainly around the podunk town of fairfax, ohio.

Lets go smoke some ted down by the pool or gazebo, then head up to wendys

by Bob Sacamanto September 19, 2006

ted

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate

by dockfan October 24, 2006

ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

by nilsmartin April 21, 2009