Hogsplash

The phenomenon of a man’s genitalia touching the water when he is sitting on the toilet.
A term coined by Griffin McElroy on the My Brother My Brother and Me podcast.

Duluth needs help adjusting the water level in his toilet, because he’s been having a hogsplash.

by GarfieldTheDealsWarlock July 11, 2018

Hogswash

Bullshit, When someone says something untrue.

Lucas said he had sex with Megan Fox, to which Conor replied "Thats complete hogswash!"

by Connoorr October 5, 2010

hogsquasher

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

by Superdave April 14, 2006

Hogsbash

something false, untrue, bullshit, nonsense

Girl 1: Did Brendan ever text you after the party?

Girl 2: No, he's claiming his phone died.

Girl 1: That's hogsbash!

by kingtiller04 April 30, 2020

hogsquasher

An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.

"The hogsquasher got the last of Crazy Joe's pigs on Wednesday last."

by a sam March 5, 2006

hausplash

When you are down two in a basketball game and there is single digit numbers left and you shoot a shot from half court and make it.

Eli W. :Bro, you just splash that shot!

Me: No I hausplashed it.

by Indianaboy October 22, 2017

Hogsbash

Something completely unbelievable, nonsense

Girl 1: Did Will ever text you back after the party?

Girl 2: No. I seen him earlier and he said his phone was dead.

Girl 1: Thats hogsbash!

by kingtiller04 April 30, 2020