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hank

always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.
"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".
by browder July 4, 2011
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A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.
Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?

Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
by telyourmomhi July 13, 2009
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A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence
"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"
by sparksneon January 7, 2007
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ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.
example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"

example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"
by aster's whore August 8, 2022
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grunt 1: hey is that fucking hank
grunt 2: oh we're fucked
grunt 1: yea
by wimessir March 31, 2021
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hank: hank
by n1ghtangel June 29, 2021
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to mean you are hungry. hank marvin=starvin. get it?
I need to have some lunch 'cos i'm hank!
by kayt October 18, 2004
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