always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.
by browder July 03, 2011
Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?
Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?
Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks
by telyourmomhi July 13, 2009
A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence
by sparksneon January 07, 2007
ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.
example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"
example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"
example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"
by aster's whore August 08, 2022
guy from madness combat
by wimessir April 01, 2021
by kayt October 18, 2004