211 definitions by Jeremy

Quiach

The word "quaich" comes from the Scottish word for a two-handed drinking cup. It now means vagina.

She has sand in her quaich.
That guy has four quaiches!

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day

Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month

by Jeremy March 29, 2005

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by Jeremy March 25, 2005

Purple Hair

Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.

Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.

Purple Hair sure is dressing sexy today.

by Jeremy November 8, 2004

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005