Definitions by Jeremy
bastard moment
a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
bastard moment by Jeremy August 4, 2007
Putting it in the pocket
When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
Putting it in the pocket by Jeremy November 25, 2006
shakespearian shit
Bob: Uh Oh....
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
Fred: What's wrong?
Jack: what's that smell?
Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...
Fred & Jack: ????
Bob: Thy hath shit thy self
shakespearian shit by Jeremy August 22, 2006
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halflete
An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.
Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE
prosexual
Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.
2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.
2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords
"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual