Guydance

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.

Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."

by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009

guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.

A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022

guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

by securson March 24, 2004

Guidance

See advice.

If you want guidance, see advice.

by Quof March 27, 2011

The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005

guydence

Guidance-

1) from your boys

2) any information pertaining to the understanding or general comprehension of guys.

1) "Dude, my girl is trippin' and I aight tryin' to hear that bullshit no mo. I gotta get right by my bros and cop that guydence."

2) "Yo Ronda, dis is LaCraCra. I need your guydence on Deshawn. He's whiling out and actin' a foo."

by Shoe String Bandits January 1, 2009