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Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.
1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.
Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011
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Convoluted 

Something really complicated . Talking in circles. Nonsense, etc.
-girl : "Bruh you just don't get it you got convolutions on your brain cells."
-boy: "combo what ? "
-girl : "duh, convoluted thoughts. . . . "
Convoluted by 3579SCphmG'<3. June 19, 2010

Convoluted 

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation
Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.
Convoluted by singitupp June 2, 2010

Convoluted 

Needlessly over the top; wack
Christian Ritchot’s life story is convoluted
Convoluted by FinalPie March 10, 2023

convolute 

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.
convolute by Larstait November 10, 2003

Conjolted 

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.
-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob
Conjolted by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Conjolted 

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.
a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
Conjolted by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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