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Guydance 

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.
Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
Guydance by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009
Related Words
The manner of speaking that lets everybody know you are a gay male. Identified by a rising intonation on certain words and a minor lisp.
Lance: Oh my GOD! That bag is s-so totally FABULOUSSS!

Todd: Work on your gaydence, or Jim Bob will gay-bash us.
Gaydence by Jimmy McNutty February 28, 2010

guydance counselor 

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
guydance counselor by QuacksO January 21, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022