guydence

Guidance-

1) from your boys

2) any information pertaining to the understanding or general comprehension of guys.

1) "Dude, my girl is trippin' and I aight tryin' to hear that bullshit no mo. I gotta get right by my bros and cop that guydence."

2) "Yo Ronda, dis is LaCraCra. I need your guydence on Deshawn. He's whiling out and actin' a foo."

by Shoe String Bandits January 1, 2009

Guydance

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.

Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."

by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009

Gaydence

The manner of speaking that lets everybody know you are a gay male. Identified by a rising intonation on certain words and a minor lisp.

Lance: Oh my GOD! That bag is s-so totally FABULOUSSS!

Todd: Work on your gaydence, or Jim Bob will gay-bash us.

by Jimmy McNutty February 28, 2010

guydance counselor

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.

A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022