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Guydance 

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.
Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
Guydance by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009
Related Words
The manner of speaking that lets everybody know you are a gay male. Identified by a rising intonation on certain words and a minor lisp.
Lance: Oh my GOD! That bag is s-so totally FABULOUSSS!

Todd: Work on your gaydence, or Jim Bob will gay-bash us.
Gaydence by Jimmy McNutty February 28, 2010

guydance counselor 

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
guydance counselor by QuacksO January 21, 2022

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026