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Guydance 

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.
Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."
Guydance by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009
Related Words
The manner of speaking that lets everybody know you are a gay male. Identified by a rising intonation on certain words and a minor lisp.
Lance: Oh my GOD! That bag is s-so totally FABULOUSSS!

Todd: Work on your gaydence, or Jim Bob will gay-bash us.
Gaydence by Jimmy McNutty February 28, 2010

guydance counselor 

Someone who advises others on everything dude-related.
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
guydance counselor by QuacksO January 21, 2022