Guddance 

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"

Guddance by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

guidance 

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

guidance by securson March 24, 2004

Guidance 

See advice.

If you want guidance, see advice.

Guidance by Quof March 27, 2011

The Guidance Center 

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

The Guidance Center by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

Guidance Counselor 

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

Guidance Counselor by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005

Guidance Counselor 

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

Guidance Counselor by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003

Guydance 

advice from a male friend or coworker about your relationship.

Michelle: "Oh my god, Rick and I had the biggest fight last night and he called me a whore. What should i do Tom? Give me some Guydance"
Tom: "Dump him, now i have to go give Guydance to Katie, excuse me."

Guydance by Kichelle Guen July 3, 2009