assinine

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.

Stop bending over, it's assinine!

by Windex December 11, 2004

assinine

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"

"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

Assinine

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

Assinine

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless

"This biology homework is so assinine."

by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

ASSinine

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

by MikeMullin February 29, 2008

Assinine

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.

"Assinine, eight, seven, six...

by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

Assinine

When the ass is good but it's not a ten

That girls booty was Assinine .

by Assinine210 September 19, 2016