Skip to main content

Assinine 

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless
"This biology homework is so assinine."
Assinine by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

ASSinine 

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.
getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.
ASSinine by MikeMullin February 29, 2008

Assinine 

The amount of time you have until you see the part of your plumber you hoped to avoid.
"Assinine, eight, seven, six...
Assinine by ky4ensicgirl March 18, 2011

assinine 

1. Extremely stupid/foolish.
2. Of or relating to the ass.
Stop bending over, it's assinine!
assinine by Windex December 11, 2004

Assinine 

When the ass is good but it's not a ten
That girls booty was Assinine .
Assinine by Assinine210 September 19, 2016

assinine 

A girl with a great body but an unattractive face.

From the redneck phrase, "I only gave her face a 2, but I gave her assinine!"
"So that girl you hooked up with last night, is she hot?"
"Well, sort of... she's an assinine."
assinine by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007