guidance

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

by securson March 24, 2004

Guidance

See advice.

If you want guidance, see advice.

by Quof March 27, 2011

guidance

guidance is when someone leads you. guidance generates from the word guide

omg Francine the leader of cheerleaders is guiding the school assembly with guidance

by dat english gurl July 19, 2022

Guidance

Last time I too yours she fucked a retard instead of me... So you can go fuck yourself. Piece of shit.

Hym "We all saw how well your guidance works in real time, so you go fuck yourself. I was right and you were wrong. No to your no."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

Guidance

It isn't a parenting style. You are trying to take credit for MY intelligence.

Hym "It isn't guidance. You're not intelligent enough to guide me anywhere good. It isn't encouragement. It isn't motivation. You're too stupid for me to listen and, therefore, I am not going to. How am I going to get women if I don't talk to them? I'm going to do the same exact thing as that non-verbal retard did in that day care and just sit here and have a fat cock. Your level of self-importance is not concordant with your level of actual importance. And you're never going to be able to bridge that gap."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025

Guidance Counselor

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005

Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003