A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.
burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
by securson March 24, 2004
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A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.
assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center
by Free as a bird February 5, 2010
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A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.
by Nobody Everyman February 27, 2005
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A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.
After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".
by Mort_da_man July 15, 2003
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I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
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The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.
while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
by back2kcab May 9, 2009
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