Guancho 

A person who is annoying and immature. Their the person u want to punch in the face.

Did you see Jordan at the party last night? Yah man he was a total guancho.

Guancho by Akg294 April 18, 2010

gyanchod 

A person who unnecessarily flaunts his knowledge in front of others. Or someone who likes to advise everyone even though nobody asked him to.

Rakesh: Sir, how do we do this problem.
Mukesh (interrupting): Oh, it is so easy, I did it yesterday. It uses basic trigonometry.
Rakesh(in his brain): Gyanchod, saala !!! (Fucking, gyanchod!!)

gyanchod by kingmanas August 4, 2019

Guanche 

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

Guanche by LowKey May 6, 2014

Gancho 

How the bodegas in Hartford refer to a needle, rig or syringe. One gancho costs one dollar.

Hey papi, I need a ganch.

I'm so sick, but until I can cop a gancho this dope is all but worthless.

Gancho by Arm and Hammer November 9, 2009

guanch 

1 - Variable definition depending on usage. Can be used to replace any word in a sentence.

2 - Mixed guacamole and ranch dip.

Check out the guanches on that chick.

guanch by Barnabizzle January 27, 2007

El gancho 

A curved penis

My girl wanted me to hit the g-spot so I gave her el gancho.

El gancho by Ganchote July 6, 2011

güacho 

Orphan, or bastard.

Commonly used as an insult in Chile and Argentina.

May be pronounced wacho (casual speech) or washo (Chilean accent).

Similar terms in English would be: urchin, waif or perhaps street-rat.

Not to be confused with wacha, or wacho, conjugations of the mexican slang verb wachar (to look at / to watch).

Huérfano would be a more neutral word for orphan.

The feminine is güacha.

¡Vo soi un güacho de mierda! ¡Lárgate de aquí, concha 'e tu madre! -- A Chilean insulting you.

¡Sos un forro, güacho! ¡Andate de aquí; la puta que te parió!

-- An Argentinian insulting you.

güacho by Three Bars February 13, 2010