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A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick
You have a real needle.
by rimmer January 21, 2003
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A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.
I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.
by Anita Kakenmee September 07, 2008
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Deragatory remark reffering to a New Jersey resident while out of state. Most commonly used by central Pennsylvanian folk who are employed at auto parts stores.
Yo Needles, line 2...
by Chris#2 August 10, 2008
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Sticking your dong where it don't belong.
Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.
by Dontavius December 12, 2004
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