Gordle

Means a goose that travels through space time portals, gaining the power of all time and space so that it may destroy the universe in one unending honk.

"The great Gordle is coming for us all in time child" "He is already here father, the great honk cometh"

by Gary Gordle September 18, 2020

Gordle Up

A form of sexual foreplay where you form your hand into a fist, stick out your pinky, put it in a woman's vagina, and wiggle it around. Sticking in the full fist is optional.

"Wow, I really wanna gordle up in her bajimbus.

by TheRay October 29, 2023

Gordoed

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

by Officially Official July 23, 2017

godless savage

A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption.

Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.

by flying wagman September 3, 2009

Gurdle

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴

*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019

gorgle morgle

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

by brainyuck November 23, 2011

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010