A rather selfish presence that goes about its days sabotaging the lives of its innocent unsuspecting so called "friends". The prime objective of a gurdle is to satisfy their own needs and wants in life disregarding whatever or whoever gets in their way.
Often gurdle's pretend and become something their not in order to gain the like of the opposite sex.
Well known for chasing after things that aren't theirs to chase.

OMG that Gurdle girl is such a bitch. What is the point of her. I just don't get her...

Gurdle by Egg-ween May 8, 2008

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Gurdle

A term used for popping someones day.

Person 1: Barbara is such a gurdle
Person 2: I know she just gurdles my day

Gurdle by Clifford_XOXO November 5, 2016

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Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

Gonad gurdle by Blake November 11, 2002

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Pelvic Gurdle

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

Pelvic Gurdle by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

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Ring Sting Gurdle Ding

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding by anonymous March 27, 2022

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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