Gurdle

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴

*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019

Gurdle

A rather selfish presence that goes about its days sabotaging the lives of its innocent unsuspecting so called "friends". The prime objective of a gurdle is to satisfy their own needs and wants in life disregarding whatever or whoever gets in their way.
Often gurdle's pretend and become something their not in order to gain the like of the opposite sex.
Well known for chasing after things that aren't theirs to chase.

OMG that Gurdle girl is such a bitch. What is the point of her. I just don't get her...

by Egg-ween May 8, 2008

gurdle

Like a corsett. It's something used mainly by women to give them the ideal slim and slender shape while supporting the breast.

Betty: This dress is too small.
Betsy: You better get a gurdle.

by T raci October 9, 2006

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Pelvic Gurdle

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

by anonymous March 27, 2022

Gurdle

A term used for popping someones day.

Person 1: Barbara is such a gurdle
Person 2: I know she just gurdles my day

by Clifford_XOXO November 5, 2016