gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider
I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.
by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010
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flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo
Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted
by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008
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hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)
i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song
by mountianbikeman June 27, 2008
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Daisy hill

Daisy Hill is a suburb on the southside of Brisbane, near Springwood. There is a Koala park at the end of daisyhill road which is an area much loved by the local mountian bike community. there are some really good, flowing tracks which are really good for beginners, its a mountian bike paradise
I love living at daisy hill, its only one km from the best tracks in brisbane
by mountianbikeman April 30, 2010
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vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected
so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector
by mountianbikeman June 03, 2010
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Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.
The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers
by mountianbikeman April 17, 2021
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Apocryphal

of doubtful authenticity or spurious. Something which is talked about but does not materialise, or it does not exsist
a good second hand down hill mountian bike is apocryphal
by mountianbikeman March 21, 2008
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