declan

an excessevily boyant boy who shaves his legs and wears gold hot pants

Declan is excessively boyant he looks like a kylie manoge clone

by mountianbikeman March 02, 2008

Apocryphal

of doubtful authenticity or spurious. Something which is talked about but does not materialise, or it does not exsist

a good second hand down hill mountian bike is apocryphal

by mountianbikeman March 21, 2008

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010

flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo

Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

Morri-stain

The collective noun for a group of wankers. It is a portmanteau of the name of the Australian prime minister, and the word “stain”. Acknowledging his frequent pants accidents, such as the unfortunate Endgadine Maccas incident.

The LNP cabinet is a complete “morri-stain” of wankers

by mountianbikeman April 17, 2021

vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected

so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector

by mountianbikeman June 03, 2010

Daisy hill

Daisy Hill is a suburb on the southside of Brisbane, near Springwood. There is a Koala park at the end of daisyhill road which is an area much loved by the local mountian bike community. there are some really good, flowing tracks which are really good for beginners, its a mountian bike paradise

I love living at daisy hill, its only one km from the best tracks in brisbane

by mountianbikeman April 30, 2010