10 definitions by mountianbikeman

hillbilly peleton

a group of hillbillys riding bicycles together. derigor clothing for this peleton are a beanie, clothing advertising football or beer,trackie dacks, an unkempt long goatee is compulsory for males (but optional for females)as is the cigarette for both genders. bikes must not be worth more than a slab (of beer aka carton) extra style points awarded for bikes from the tip or from dubious legal origins (stolen)

i saw a purdy hillbilly peleton ride past my place this morning they were humming an acca dacca song

by mountianbikeman July 11, 2008

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected

so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector

by mountianbikeman June 3, 2010

flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo

Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 21, 2010

declan

an excessevily boyant boy who shaves his legs and wears gold hot pants

Declan is excessively boyant he looks like a kylie manoge clone

by mountianbikeman March 2, 2008

Apocryphal

of doubtful authenticity or spurious. Something which is talked about but does not materialise, or it does not exsist

a good second hand down hill mountian bike is apocryphal

by mountianbikeman March 21, 2008