brainyuck's definitions

boot

The act of kicking (with or without boots) a dying computer to get it to boot up, when nothing else works.

My PC is so old I've got to boot it to get it started.

by brainyuck November 30, 2011

End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

by brainyuck May 12, 2011

google moogle

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.

Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."

by brainyuck November 22, 2011

gorgle morgle

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

by brainyuck November 23, 2011

Zzzheimer's

The condition in which a person is so sleepy that she can't remember anything.

Thelma: I'm so sleepy. What was that you just said?

Louise: Turn off the gas!!! Your Zzzheimer's is going to get us killed some day.

by brainyuck November 15, 2011

wrap artist

Someone with a talent ("gift") for wrapping presents.

Hey, you hear about Cristy? She just got a job as a wrap artist for a gift boutique to help pay her way through design school.

by brainyuck June 7, 2011

Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

by brainyuck September 11, 2011