Definitions by brainyuck

species dysphoria 

a feeling that one is in the body of the wrong species

Alyssa: I told the shrink that I feel like a wild animal trapped in a human body, and she said it sounds like classic species dysphoria.
Jacques: I know I was meant to be a dolphin. Why did I end up a sexy human instead?? Species dysphoria sucks.
Jerry: If only I'd been born a bird, I wouldn't have to spend so much money on flying, parachuting, hang-gliding, sky-diving and base-jumping. Damned species dysphoria.

species dysphoria by brainyuck June 16, 2015

boot

The act of kicking (with or without boots) a dying computer to get it to boot up, when nothing else works.

My PC is so old I've got to boot it to get it started.

boot by brainyuck November 30, 2011

gorgle morgle 

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

gorgle morgle by brainyuck November 23, 2011

google moogle 

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.

Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."

google moogle by brainyuck November 22, 2011

Zzzheimer's 

The condition in which a person is so sleepy that she can't remember anything.

Thelma: I'm so sleepy. What was that you just said?

Louise: Turn off the gas!!! Your Zzzheimer's is going to get us killed some day.

Zzzheimer's by brainyuck November 15, 2011

Fluzheimer's

The condition in which a really nasty viral infection causes your mind and memory to shut down

William: I felt so sick this weekend, I didn't even check my calendar and I totally forgot about Kate's party.
Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.

Fluzheimer's by brainyuck October 22, 2011

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011