The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.
"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."
From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War
New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.
Reply:
Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War
New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.
Reply:
Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.
by brainyuck November 01, 2010
Get the pmail mug.Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!
Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.
Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.
by brainyuck July 17, 2011
Get the procastinate mug.A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.
Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."
by brainyuck June 12, 2011
Get the Ogleheimer's mug.The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.
by brainyuck May 12, 2011
Get the End-stage Googleheimer's mug.A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.
Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."
by brainyuck November 22, 2011
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Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.
Phil: Sounds like you just had a bad case of Fluzheimer's. Besides, Harry was there and he grossed everyone out.
by brainyuck October 22, 2011
Get the Fluzheimer's mug.The act of kicking (with or without boots) a dying computer to get it to boot up, when nothing else works.
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