term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.
"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."
by dbros December 24, 2006
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In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event
man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night
by stickyhole November 18, 2013
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A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.
That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.
by Jack Butler February 20, 2007
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A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!
by Abbjmt May 24, 2021
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