gormley 

An excuse made to distract from the truth of a situation red herring

Matt pulled a gormley and called off sick with the flu from work today, but he actually drank a quart of grey goose the night before and feels like shit now.

gormley by Adamovsky June 11, 2007

gormley 

(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.

e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.

gormley by Jock February 2, 2005

Gormley 

Describing something that is rather unpleasant.

"Her body was fine, but her face was pretty gormley."

Gormley by Frecker February 11, 2013

gormley 

a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth

Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!

gormley by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003

Gormley 

To screw something up, big time.

Originated from Southern California DJ Keith Gormley at KWVS 101.5 F.M, who accidentally played the theme song to the Jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.

He really Gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.

Gormley by JoelJoel November 24, 2009

Gormley 

A Gormley is a vagina with copious pubic hair straightened using GSD's or the like. Also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a cunt.

That bitch is so annoying, if she doesn't shut up I'm going to kick her right in the gormley

Gormley by turdcaptain April 30, 2009

Gormley 

A Sexy Machine who loves da craic and Fifa with da lads, Normally loves a ride and a bit of Creamin

Lad he is Right Gormley

Gormley by Cum in da tub July 26, 2021