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An excuse made to distract from the truth of a situation red herring
Matt pulled a gormley and called off sick with the flu from work today, but he actually drank a quart of grey goose the night before and feels like shit now.
by Adamovsky May 24, 2007
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(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
by Jock February 02, 2005
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A very low key and unofficial marvel antihero. Looks kinda like deadpool except hes all green, slightly more lumpy and is just looking for his house which has been known to randomly teleport on its owl accord without warning.

"Is this my house?" Is his catch phrase and quite frankly im not sure if he has much brain capacity beyond that.

If you say his name 3 times fast from under a sink he will appear amd cause a heckstorm.

Will never be seen wearing faux fur garments and will only accept payment with ice...no debit or credit, just ice.
*Guy at work crouching under sink* - "Gormley Gormley Gormley"
*POOF!*
Gormley - "Is this my house?"
by KONtractKiller February 11, 2019
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a retarded midget that has an IQ of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for penis/semen consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth
Is that gormley with 5 cocks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that cock, he's been going at it for 3 hours!
by gormley's pimp May 26, 2003
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To screw something up, big time.

Originated from Southern California DJ Keith Gormley at KWVS 101.5 F.M, who accidentally played the theme song to the Jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.
He really Gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.
by JoelJoel November 24, 2009
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A Gormley is a vagina with copious pubic hair straightened using GSD's or the like. Also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a cunt.
That bitch is so annoying, if she doesn't shut up I'm going to kick her right in the gormley
by turdcaptain April 30, 2009
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