Gobslop 

In the world of Warhammer Fantasy, Gobslop is a highly nutritious and densely packed food source that is consumed mainly by Chaos Dwarves; however it is not uncommon for other species to consume. Made from a mixture of various ingredients, including ground-up minerals, processed fungus, and even the flesh of slaves and prisoners, Gobslop is often compared to Soylent Green due to its questionable origins. Despite its unsavory reputation, Gobslop is an essential component of Chaos Dwarf society, providing sustenance to the laborers, warriors, and rulers alike. Its unique blend of nutrients and minerals is said to enhance the strength and durability of those who consume it, making it a prized commodity among the Chaos Dwarf civilization.

"Boy, I would sure love some Gobslop"

Gobslop by TRNT April 29, 2023

Goyslop

Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.

"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."

Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Goyslop girl 

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.

Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.

Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

Goyslop

Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc

-Yo bro did you see that Rings of Power show on Amazon?
-Hell nah man, that's just goyslop, nothing to do with Tolkien's work

Goyslop by Aegandor October 26, 2022

Visual Goyslop 

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.

That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.

Visual Goyslop by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022

Goyslop

What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.

Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!

Goyslop by Moo? July 1, 2022

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.

My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.

Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018