gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.

"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*

by [HERULES] December 30, 2007

gobstopper

when a girl hold on to then end of your penis to keep you from ejaculating when she is giving hell to you. IT HURTS LIKE HELL

she gave me a gobstopper

by bob January 27, 2005

gobstopper

as a guy gets ready to blow, a girl caps the pee-hole with her thumb and it spurts out as when opening a champaign bottle. Note: Careful not to cap too hard for fear of rupturing vas-deferens

by Anonymous November 02, 2003

gobstopper

A massive bowl of dope. ( meth) that never seems to run out . Resulting in a nasty taste that will not go away until your pipe is completely cleaned.

Origins northwest new mexico

Who loaded this gobstopper it just keeps going around and around. Its starting to taste nasty.

by slow joe November 10, 2015

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.

The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.

by Sid Barrett August 07, 2007

Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. November 11, 2007