A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.

My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.

Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

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Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

Australian Gobstopper by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021

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gobstopper weed

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .

Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

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gobstompers

thick soled, water resistant boots

While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."

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Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.

The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.

Gobstoppers by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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