The person that bring 10 items to the 5 items or less. The person who pulls their pants all the way down at the urinal. The person who spams the defuse button at the end of a round of Valorant.

Sorry I was late. There was a bloody gobslobert at the Tesco.

Gobslobert by _xXBSXx_ May 11, 2021

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Jobslobber

Jobslobber is a worker who sucks up to the boss for personal gain or to do less work duties then other co-workers that will have to pick up the slack.

There goes Mick off to the office again to lick arse and suck the boss off, looks like his day just got easier the jobslobber.

Jobslobber by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021

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jobslobber

a suck up, like a teachers pet in school, or hanging on the boss's nuts to be on their good side

Josh: did you see mary in math class?
Paul: She is such a jobslobber

jobslobber by SoOriginal February 4, 2010

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hobslobber

When a girl slobs all over your dick

Your mother was a hobslobber in the bed last night.

hobslobber by Sharktailszx June 20, 2014

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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