gobstopperhead 

frequent patron of a public house who has facial inconsistencies/unsightly individual with no other goal in life other than ruining the view for the local pub patronage

anyone understand what gobstopperhead just said?

gobstopperhead by rob grant March 21, 2007

Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

Gobstoppered by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

Gobstoppered by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022