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goatism
a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
goatism by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013
goatstink
goatstink by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
goatstuck
goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020
goatitude
The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.
goatstrap
Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.
Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.
goatstrap by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026