Goatist

To be racist towards a goat

Guy 1: You stupid idotic goat

Guy 2: he's goatist

by Smoore77 February 20, 2019

goatism

a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.

religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.

goatism
goats
awesome excuse for a religion

"may the goats be strong with you"

by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013

goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Goatiest

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

goatitude

The tendency/ability of someone to eat anything quickly and voraciously. May be general or pertaining only to specific foods. Cheese goatitude is the tendency/ability of someone to eat any cheese with extreme haste.

"John Blyth, eat that like a human being!" she screamed, mindful of his extreme goatitude and big sharp teeth.

by JVM July 24, 2006

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012