Goatest

The greatest goat.

Luca: Ryan is the Goatest.
Person : I know right!

by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022

goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

Goatiest

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

goatstappen

A person who is the best at everything possible to mankind

"Woah dude, you're just like goatstappen"

by Callum Big Balls January 17, 2022

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005