goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

goatstrap by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

goatstappen 

A person who is the best at everything possible to mankind

"Woah dude, you're just like goatstappen"

goatstappen by Callum Big Balls January 17, 2022

goatslap 

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

goatscapes 

the sale of ad space on gates protecting NY businesses when closed

Goatscapes are all the rage

goatscapes by master of the gate April 28, 2010

gutstrap 

A vagina, a pussy, a cunt.

She tried to sit down, but instead ,fell backwards and her gutstrap was hanging out

gutstrap by Rale chaddington October 22, 2019

Coatstraphobia

The fear of not being able to move in ones own coat and/or jacket.

Jimbo: "Hey Bill it's -40°c, why you taking your coat off?"
Bill: "This damn puffy jacket, it's triggering my coatstraphobia!"

Coatstraphobia by FredsHotToddieBody September 14, 2018

Gastraphobic 

When someone is afraid to pass gas (fart)

My belly is very sore today, im feeling gastraphobic

Gastraphobic by GhostsMagic August 11, 2019