Goatis 

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.

"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."

Goatis by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025

GOATIFI 

LATIFI YOU LITERAL GOAT. FUTURE 71 TIME WORLD CHAMPION

Goatifi you literal Goat

GOATIFI by F1 dictionary August 22, 2021

Gatis Kandis 

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

Gatis Kandis by a nub November 7, 2018

Goatiful 

A goat, that is beautiful. Often used among friends as a joke during the goat craze.

A complete compliment used mainly among females.

"Angel, you look goatiful today! ;)"

Goatiful by Elalalalalala. November 13, 2011

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism

"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

Unjo Gratis by Unjo Gratis's Disciple January 20, 2018

goatse 

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011

The Mountain Goats 

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

The Mountain Goats by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009