goatstick 

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

goatstick by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

goatstick 

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

goatstick by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

goatstink 

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

goatstink by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatsuck 

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.

Charlie is a goatsuck.

goatsuck by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007

goatstuck 

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

gearstick 

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

gearstick by dougla14 May 18, 2011

goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006