goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatsuck

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.

Charlie is a goatsuck.

by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

by dougla14 May 18, 2011

goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

by boxnoq September 12, 2006