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A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.
Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.
gorpher by tony woodward February 3, 2008
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(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016
The act of masturbating with a shoe
Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.
Glorph by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

Gorphing 

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.
I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.
Gorphing by Maimo February 7, 2020

Gorph Landes 

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.
"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"
Gorph Landes by john smyth March 8, 2007

Gorphan boy 

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.
1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.
Gorphan boy by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009