(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

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Glorph

The act of masturbating with a shoe

Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.

Glorph by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

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Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

Gorphing by Maimo February 7, 2020

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Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

Gorph Landes by john smyth March 8, 2007

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Gorphan boy

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.

1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.

Gorphan boy by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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