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Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
by John Epic November 5, 2016
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Gnorph

Gnorph means to sniff someone's butt with 1 degree of separation. Like wanting to sniff a girl's pantyhose or the spot on the couch where someone was just sitting.
I caught Kevin gnorphing the hamper again.

Why does Dad always gnorph the towel after Mom takes a shower?

I would pay a billion dollars just to gnorph her yoga pants.
by Rudy Robelez October 16, 2018
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