Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

by John Epic November 5, 2016

Gnorph

Gnorph means to sniff someone's butt with 1 degree of separation. Like wanting to sniff a girl's pantyhose or the spot on the couch where someone was just sitting.

I caught Kevin gnorphing the hamper again.

Why does Dad always gnorph the towel after Mom takes a shower?

I would pay a billion dollars just to gnorph her yoga pants.

by Rudy Robelez October 16, 2018

gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

by tony woodward February 3, 2008

Glorph

The act of masturbating with a shoe

Guy 1: Hey man u were supposed to be here an hour ago. Where were you?
Guy 2: Sorry Guy 1 I was glorphing hardcore.

by the_original_bk September 7, 2010

Gorphing

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.

I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.

by Maimo February 7, 2020

Gmorph

Gmorph is a slur for somebody who loves sucking dick

Man1: I love being a Gmorph

by yo gamer February 27, 2021

Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.

"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"

by john smyth March 8, 2007