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A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.
Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.
gorpher by tony woodward February 3, 2008
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a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.
my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock
gorpher by adooh August 25, 2019

gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass 

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.
When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.
gopher ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).
Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.
Gopher Reach by honey852 October 29, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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