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A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.
Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.
by tony woodward February 02, 2008
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.
my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock
by adooh August 25, 2019
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