gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

by tony woodward February 3, 2008

gorpher

a desperate larger woman who needs a man and all she does is cook and swallow loads.

my overweight gf likes to bbq for me and feed me and suck me off cause shes a gorpher.

My heffer of a wife gorphed my cock

by adooh August 25, 2019

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

by hotgopher June 8, 2016

gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022