ghosturbating
When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.
ghosturbating by Long Tao November 3, 2007
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Ghosturbating
During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.
Ghosturbating by slap chop December 18, 2010
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ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008
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Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
Hosturbating
"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"
Hosturbating by AgentYang May 15, 2013
Ghasturbating
The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.
Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean
Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!
Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!
Ghasturbating by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016
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godsturbating by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014
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