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gaygercounter 

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.
gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004

gayperclip 

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire
Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.
gayperclip by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

gaypertunistic 

Gaypertunisitc is when a "straight" person acts gay to get something they want.
Chris was low on cash so he went to the local gay bar to be gaypertunistic and have the old trolls by him drinks.
gaypertunistic by Gay boy MA May 26, 2010
A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.
Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.
Gayper by Ben January 19, 2004

gaybercrombie 

1. A style of clothing, consisting of wearing t-shirts that are slightly too small (in order to make one appear more muscular), baggy shorts dreadfully in need of ironing, visible brightly colored boxers and sandals, and rope or beaded necklaces. The clothing is designed to entice teenage and college aged males to partially undress together and participate in bisexual behavior. The partial undressing is necessary in order preserve the feeling of bi- or homosexuality acquired by donning the clothes in the first place.

2. The effect on one's attitude and persona of wearing clothing from abercrombie (or hollister), identifiable most often as a reversion to teen or pre-teen behavior. This can also include a sudden urge to drop to your knees in front of another abercrombie/hollister wearing male.
"Dude let's to to Abercrombie." "Shut up bro you're makin' me horny again."

"What are you wearing bro?" "Gaybercrombie shirt, gaybercrombie jeans and no underwear." "Hot..wanna cum over?" "Yeah, long as you're wearing gaybercrombie too bro."



I can't believe nobody defined gaybercrombie yet.
gaybercrombie by ryanatucf September 29, 2008
A man or woman who rapes someone of the same sex or preys upon gays as his or her victims of rape.
"That guy's not a raper, he's a gayper, since he only targets men"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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