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Man targets bathroom are so clean
Targets by the one who spout the truth September 17, 2021
Why are your kids targets?
Hym "Well, you are using your kids as a pretext to undermine, take, or outright ignore people's right and it made them a target right their. And it isn't their mental health or me telling them to do it. It's just YOU. I can be better than the fucking cripple and you doing this is going make your kids a targets and you've likely already used what you're doing to get more of them killed than you would ever admit. I'm not being worse then that retard. You need to make these fucking breeders let it go before YOUR kids pay for THIER rights abuse."
Targets by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

cum targets 

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity
That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!
cum targets by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

The Targets 

A sudden uncontrollable urge to poo while shopping in Target.

This applies to other retail stores depending on ones preferred shopping locale(eg. Walgreen's, Best Buy for men)
H: "I had a bad case of The Targets in CVS today"
The Targets by DurHol February 28, 2011

Friendly Fire Targets 

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian
1. What the hell, eh?!?
Friendly Fire Targets by Pulp October 9, 2004

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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