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A glib term used by submariners to describe all other ships that merely float on the surface of the water.
Submariner: What do you call the boats in the Pacific Navy fleet that are about to head out to sea?

Master Chief: Targets.
targets by The Troll August 30, 2005
Words you can keep
Man targets bathroom are so clean
Targets by the one who spout the truth September 17, 2021
Why are your kids targets?
Hym "Well, you are using your kids as a pretext to undermine, take, or outright ignore people's right and it made them a target right their. And it isn't their mental health or me telling them to do it. It's just YOU. I can be better than the fucking cripple and you doing this is going make your kids a targets and you've likely already used what you're doing to get more of them killed than you would ever admit. I'm not being worse then that retard. You need to make these fucking breeders let it go before YOUR kids pay for THIER rights abuse."
Targets by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

cum targets 

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity
That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!
cum targets by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

The Targets 

A sudden uncontrollable urge to poo while shopping in Target.

This applies to other retail stores depending on ones preferred shopping locale(eg. Walgreen's, Best Buy for men)
H: "I had a bad case of The Targets in CVS today"
The Targets by DurHol February 28, 2011

Friendly Fire Targets 

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian
Friendly Fire Targets by Pulp October 9, 2004

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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