Gantinize

To present oneself to an Anaconda by means of destroying his insides before the outside, and is deemed as a sacrificial ritual.

He desperately tried to gantinize but was unsuccessful until his 127th attempt.

by JomshNZ March 19, 2020

Galvinized

To be Galvinized, can be mistaken for the common job of varnishing a piece of metal. However, the true meaning of Galvinized can only be found in the ancient history books, translated by Monk Scholars in Tibet. To be Galvinized refers to someone getting "pwn3d" or being beaten by a mere man, who is seen as a god. A man who can harness this power, has the ability to slay countless poon and live an eternal life.

Stay down ya gronk, you've just been Galvinized

Zac: Oi Mate, ya gay
Surronding Crowd: OHHHHHHH YOU'VE BEEN GALVINIZED

by JasonBourne7 October 22, 2012

gauvinized

One who kills jokes; The act of killing a joke; To fake laugh at a joke one doesnt understand

Dude...Cassius told the sweetest joke today, but Jamal came in and totally gauvinized it.

by The Hulk May 19, 2004

Gannonized

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.

He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.

by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005

Gannonize

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation

Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.

by ANKOSS February 10, 2005

gavinize

Used to describe the action of making something extra strong.

My drink is being gavinized.

by Gavin March 8, 2005

Gantinization

A sacrificial ritual where one presents his own body to an Anaconda.

127 men have been subjected to Gantinization.

by JomshNZ March 19, 2020