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Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.
Did you see the Gannon on that guy?
by Irish_dawg00 March 20, 2013
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pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-being completely BA
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
the envy of all others
-"Did you see that amazing person?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"
by cokes o'gannigan October 24, 2009
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A subgenus of douchebag prone to creating 'wacky' entries defining their own surname with unimaginative adjectives such as 'studly' and 'witty'.

Distinguishing marks include:

-"Wacky" ties
- Tendency towards jokes based on advertising slogans
- Thinks others believe they "should definitely do stand-up"
-"Did you see this dipstick calling himself a pirate ninja?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"
by Darth Voorhees December 08, 2009
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1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.

2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.

3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.
1) hey u look like a gannon.

2) that must be a gannon hobbit.

3) dang check out that fine chicky gannon. thats one fine ass.
by outlawknox February 04, 2010
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A gay ass faggot who needs to kill himself because he is ugly as hell and will never get a girlfriend
Gannon is sad because he's ugly.
by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018
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