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Gannonized 

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.
He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.
Gannonized by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005
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Gannonized 

A person who was influenced by Ganondorf, the main antagonist of the legend of zelda series. The person is acting, talking, and dressed like ganondorf.
Dude, you're gannonized.
I was gannoized yesterday after playing zelda
Gannonized by gaycheeks November 27, 2011

Gannonize 

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation
Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.
Gannonize by ANKOSS February 10, 2005

Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008

gayonized 

Being around gays and turning in to one .they have turned you gay.
I've been gayonized
gayonized by Gayyyysss August 25, 2019

cannonized 

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
cannonized by Tim April 26, 2004

Skylar Gannoned 

The act of doing that great benefits ones self for a short period of time while greatly damaging the existence of others.
Boy 1: I just... he... well he just completely Skylar Gannoned me...
Friend 1: I know man... shit happens all the time