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Gannonize

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation
Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.
by ANKOSS February 10, 2005
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cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
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garonize

It means to become bigger.
I think we should garonize this body.
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Gannoning

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.
He's getting a good gannoning.
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Gannonized

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.
He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.
by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005
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Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008
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Gannonized

A person who was influenced by Ganondorf, the main antagonist of the legend of zelda series. The person is acting, talking, and dressed like ganondorf.
Dude, you're gannonized.
I was gannoized yesterday after playing zelda
by gaycheeks November 27, 2011
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