Gaifu

you already know what a waifu is, horny weebs. It's the same thing but for guys.

"Woah dude, That guy is one hell of a Gaifu!!!"
-Anonymous weeb

-His friend "Bro?"

by forfun215 August 17, 2022

Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunk

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Gayfused

Being confused about your sexuality.

Confused -> gayfused

“Hey are you gay or straight?”
“I’m gayfused.”

(Frank Iero is a god and this word is made up by the dutchknikkersquad :) )

by A grape May 24, 2018

garfussy

andrew garfield’s boy pussy

“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter

by marfy11 December 20, 2021

gawful

colloquial: God awful

Thomas: "Did you see Pat's new plaid sports coat?"
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."

by Danfield January 15, 2007