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colloquial 

another word for sperm, semen, jizz, cum, paste out of the wang, white stickey liquid.... also comes in fruit punch snapples to make the taste so sweet
Last night i colloquialed right in her eye, and it felt greeeeaattttt!
colloquial by crackbabytwack March 26, 2009

colloquial 

carrot sticks has a colloquial of cats locked up in her room
colloquial by willyum2 May 15, 2018

colloquial 

carrot sticks has a colloquial of cats locked up in her room
colloquial by willyum2 May 15, 2018

Colloquial 

An umbrella against criticism for the illiterate.
I would say "colloquial spelling" in lieu of "gormless peasant"

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."
colloquial position by Volak May 13, 2004

Colloquial Triangle 

The shape of a slice of NY pizza is a Colloquial Triangle. Despite being, technically, a circular sector, no one in their right mind would argue this descriptor. Colloquial Triangle applies to all American style pizza slices, but originated in NYC.
Pizza is round, served in colloquial triangles, and delivered in a square box. It's geometry in a meal.
Colloquial Triangle by Trajadoja April 21, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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