Fwitard 

Someone who hammers the Washington wizards ML and can’t seem to hit because Jordan Poole and Kyle Kuzma can’t make their shots

Wow dude this really making me feel like a Fwitard

Fwitard by Kapnut January 29, 2025

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

fritarded 

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

fritarded by bellephly August 18, 2006

Fritard 

a muppet, bit gulleble and stupid

a guy walks past u and knoks into u so u can call him a fritard

Fritard by james foster September 10, 2005

Fitard 

A person that relies on people's comment or reviews about anything in order to be able to buy or do something.

Bro you're such a fitard when it comes to workout supplements.

Fitard by BlvdDaddy August 19, 2016

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

flitarded by Justin March 24, 2005

flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

flitarded by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012