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being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.
"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."
flitarded by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012
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Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

Clitarded 

When you can’t find your girls clitoris
My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!
Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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